fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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