Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wish i was in the wii world.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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