She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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