Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
