I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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