My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
