what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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