I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
