the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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