Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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