some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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