Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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