rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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