great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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