Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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