Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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