I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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