I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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