All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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