oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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