we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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