Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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