hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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