he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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