I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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