I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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