What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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