Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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