I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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