remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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