It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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