I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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