do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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