About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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