Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I could fuck to npr.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Damn victory sex feels great
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