My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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