So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
