He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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