no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
