Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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