is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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