One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Porn is love you can see.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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