who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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