New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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