It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Alive.
So much puke
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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