You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Randomize
