found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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