I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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