So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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