I'm going to jail i love you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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